Friday, July 23, 2010

World Cup 2010 - Summary by Rhyme

A month has passed…
And the World Cup is gone,
What does one do now….
From dusk until dawn???

Football crazy fans…
We watched every match…
Loved every minute…
And every second we could catch…

The defending champs left early…
The French tumbled too…
It was the World Cup of upsets…
With the minnows coming through…

Robert Green – the English Goalie…
Couldn’t catch the bloody ball…
The only club that’ll hire him now..
Are the desis of Southall!!!

Ghana suffered defeat…
At the ‘hand’ of Uruguay…
The last of the Africans were out…
When Gyaan went astray…

The Germans went on a rampage…
Butchered everyone in their sight…
Maradonna and his Messiah…
Went down without a fight!

With Ozil, Muller and Bastian…
The Germans were on top…
Until those Spanish matadors…
Brought their campaign to a stop…

The flying Dutch toiled hard…
And they sent the Brazilians packing…
But against the Spanish Armada…
Only the shins were they attacking!

A kick square to the chest…
Sure did shake up Xabi…
De Jong has found a new career…
As the brown Bruce Lee!

A beautiful game it sure wasn’t…
But the Spaniards have prevailed…
With Villa, Xavi and Iniesta…
A new high they have scaled!

Spain is the World Champion…
It has been long overdue…
No longer the title of ‘chokers’…
For the men in red and blue…

Vamos Spain!

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Manchester United are UCL 2008 Champions

Man Utd has conquered Europe,
The prophecy has come true…
We are the champions…
And Chelsea, they’re just BLUE!

It was quite a showdown…
It was nail-biting stuff…
But Man Utd have prevailed…
They did it hangin’ tough!

There were some heated moments,
Drogba got in a slap!
Red card n all done now,
His only ‘cup’ is a jockstrap!

Penalties isn’t the way to go…
Any soccer fan will say!
Terry and Anelka missed their strikes…
To Chelsea’s dismay!

Ronaldo missed his kick too…
But with his goal Man Utd had led…
Just forget all the details now…
And go paint the town RED!

Man Utd. Vs. Chelsea - UCL 2008 - Pre-match

Chelsea and Man United,
Face off tonight…
They’re traveling to Moscow,
Boy! Its gonna be a fight!

We may have lost at Stamford bridge,
But we did win the league!
We are the English Champions…
Why??? Tonight Europe shall see!

Its gonna be a challenge,
Its gonna be tight…
Tackles, fouls and everything…
Pray the Refs get it right!

Rooney, Tevez, Ronaldo,
Red devils are marching on…
Drogba, Lampard, Terry…
Their dream shall be gone!

The glory days of ’99,
Beckon the players today!
Its gonna be a double,
We’re on our way!

Hail United!!!!